Transpirella (Ariel Demure), a badass trans vampire from Tranculon, is chilling by the pool, soaking up rays, when Dr. Van Helsing (Joel Someone), his trans offspring Eve (Gracie Jane), and sidekick Femdragon (Kasey Kei) crash her sunbathing vibe. The doc reveals Dracula’s hiding in LA, plotting some vampire army bullshit, and hands Transpirella a dildo made from Tranculon elements to shove up Drac’s ass–yep, it’s the only way to banish him to hell. While they plot to storm a creepy Hollywood Hills cult hideout, Eve’s angry she’s stuck on lookout duty, whining to Femdragon about missing the action. The tension turns steamy when Eve, all horny and rebellious, starts rubbing up on Femdragon, who’s trying to keep it cool but can’t resist. They dive into a hot, sweaty fuck-fest, topping each other with wild abandon, proving even vampire hunters get it on when the sun’s up.