In a flashback, Dr. Van Helsing (Joel Someone) faces newborn vampires Liza (Haven Rose) and Louise (Gal Ritchie) in a bedroom, their fangs out as they try to seduce him with sultry promises, but he whips out his cross and a secret weapon–his cock, coated with devampirization spray to save their souls. The girls slobber over his dick, and he fucks them to multiple orgasms, curing their vampirism with his magic jizz in a sweaty threesome. Meanwhile, Transpirella (Ariel Demure), post-sex with Dracula (Dom Cruise), watches him eye Femdragon (Kasey Kei) for a vampire bite, but she pulls the Tranculon dildo from Femdragon’s ass–keistered for the mission–and rams it up Dracula’s bare ass. He screams, exploding in a smoky blast, banished to hell. Femdragon, sore but relieved, bitches about the dildo stunt, while Transpirella realizes Van Helsing’s still missing, grabbing the dildo and splitting up to find him.